Lawn Mowers Gifts

God builds the first lawn mower.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Biker Lawn Mower

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Cow Pilot.

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

Hearing the sound of the first lawnmower of spring

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

Keep off the Square.

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

"Baldo, you've been at that all day! I thought you said you can fix this thing 15 minutes!"

'OK... I know that lawnmower's in here somewhere...'

'Of course I hate to work in the garden, but I've been blackmailed - my wife wanted me either to mow the lawn or to have sex with her.'

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

This Job Sucks

Mower Fraud!

Extreme sports have always been Vince's passion...

Men racing their lawnmowers.

"Not to complain but you promised to mow the lawn."

Lawnmower racing

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

"I'll just mow the yard then I'm running for the Democratic nomination."

The Gardener's Calendar: Start up the Engine

Mowing Job Sucks.

Group of explorers with a lawn mower.

Lawnmower Spotting Couple

"Here's me, sitting in my spanking new shed chatting to good old Len the lawnmower."

"I think you're using lawnmower repair to avoid intimacy."