Lawn Care Avoider Pillows

'Homelessness does have its advantages - I haven't mowed a lawn for five years.'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Good News about winter

Yardless: Please help

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Lawnmower

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Mulch madness"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Beware of God"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'George! This way quick!'

Biker Lawn Mower

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"