Lawn Care Professional Gifts

"Lawn care has been good to us, Ed."

'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

"I've discovered why it isn't cutting the grass properly - it's a vacuum cleaner."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

Jim's Mowing Services

"I'll just mow the yard then I'm running for the Democratic nomination."

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Lawnmower

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Mulch madness"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'George! This way quick!'

"Beware of God"

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'