Lawn Care Professional Prints

"Lawn care has been good to us, Ed."

'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

"I've discovered why it isn't cutting the grass properly - it's a vacuum cleaner."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

Jim's Mowing Services

"I'll just mow the yard then I'm running for the Democratic nomination."

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Lawnmower

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Mulch madness"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Must get a longer cable."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'