Lawn Care Perfectionist Gifts

"Kevin won't be long, he's just strimming the weeds on the gravel path outside"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Lawnmower

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"Mulch madness"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'George! This way quick!'

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Beware of God"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

Biker Lawn Mower