Lawn Avoidance Artist T-Shirts

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

The Busy Gardener

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Good News about winter

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Beware of the Lawn

The Scottish Lawn

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Watering the garden gnome

Zenboni

Industrial Beautification van

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

"These hostas are out of control!"