Grass Avoider T-Shirts

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

Good News about winter

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

THe UDDER Side

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Beware of the Lawn

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

How to deal with weeds

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

"So I said 'Would it kill you to do a little yardwork?'"

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Seasonal Migration of the Mowers

Keep off the Square.

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

Worm running away from hook.

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

Let's not make this personal!

'Nature makes me nervous!'

Too posh to wash...

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"

Virtual priority

Sorry, but I have needs!