
Edith was always allergic to flowers.
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Edith was always allergic to flowers.
'Make sure you pretend to water it.'
Social distancing
Doing the borders.
"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."
Rose Garden
We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!
Dog in Daisys
Botany Baby!
Labor Day Flowers
"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
Please buzz off. That's my flower!
Gardening#2
Valentine Day
'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'
The wife whisperer.
'In Love'
'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'
Romance
i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery
"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."
Flowers wearing sunglasses.
California Gold...field of poppies with matching border
'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'
Positively Petersham
"I've seen a tulip before."
'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'
'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'
Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."
"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"
'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'
Why,yes -I like those long stems!'
'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'
"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"
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