Flower Frightener T-Shirts

"Here's Pollen!"

Gardener

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Get out of my face!"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Raining

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Industrial Beautification van

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Camomiletherapy

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

In the houseplant cemetery.

Undertaker's Flower Box.

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

Clown watering his flowers.

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'