Flower Frightener T-Shirts

"Here's Pollen!"

Gardener

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Get out of my face!"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Raining

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Industrial Beautification van

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Camomiletherapy

In the houseplant cemetery.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

Undertaker's Flower Box.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

"I dread these W.I. meetings

Clown watering his flowers.

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'