Flower Fiend T-Shirts

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Cats and gardens.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Bees SOS

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Mad about Roses!

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

NASA Special

Roses

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.