Flower Fiend T-Shirts

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

Emergency Hipster Beard

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Bees SOS

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Mad about Roses!

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

NASA Special

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Roses

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."