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Decisions...Decisions.

"It's a terrific look, but it doesn't say Great Ape."

Things Would Rather Have Expressed Differently.

The card room at Bath

'I am just going to watch Strictly Come Dancing.'

'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

I wanna be just like everybody else. . . DIFFERENT!

"Quickly! Call the hair stylist!"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Bee costume

Elton John

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

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Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Easter Bonnet

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"It's fondue night!"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"It's dress down day!"

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

Too many cooks also spoil the movie.

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'