Fashion Fiend Gifts

Decisions...Decisions.

"It's a terrific look, but it doesn't say Great Ape."

Things Would Rather Have Expressed Differently.

The card room at Bath

'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

I wanna be just like everybody else. . . DIFFERENT!

"Quickly! Call the hair stylist!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Bee costume

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Suits 50% Off

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"It's fondue night!"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Easter Bonnet

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"It's dress down day!"

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line