Fitness Fiend Gifts

'71...72...73... Come on! Fell the burn!'

'Yes, I know you're only forty two. But like I said, you're in great shape for a sixty five year old.'

Excercising demons

"Oh, thin - and how are you?"

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

NATURE WALK

'Hi, Dr. Harris, I understand you jog very day. How about jogging down my street on a house call?'

In the Guru District

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Turn, turn and turn.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Muscles

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Yearbook

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

Monica Seles

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.