Fitness Foe Gifts

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"Surprising, I've never seen a case of repetitive strain injury of the buttock's beffore."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Portrait of a Lady"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Dog Walking Services

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Well, well, well...'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

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