Forest Fiend T-Shirts

Dog wees on man's leg as all trees are gone.

Lumberjack Interviews

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Welcome Spring.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Monkey-artist

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Ecology.

Meowlzebub

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"He's So Your Type."

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Cutting Down Mother Nature

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'George,you've got to relax.'

Deforestation in Romania

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

"I will avenge you, Father."

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

No tree hugging.

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"Some walk, huh?"