Forest Fiend Prints

Dog wees on man's leg as all trees are gone.

Lumberjack Interviews

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Welcome Spring.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Monkey-artist

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Ecology.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Meowlzebub

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"He's So Your Type."

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Deforestation in Romania

"I will avenge you, Father."

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

No tree hugging.

Cutting Down Mother Nature

"Some walk, huh?"

'Was it the beaver dream again?'