Farmyard Fiend Prints

"I just had a horrible dream - I was wallowing in apple sauce."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Cow Pinatas

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Diner

Dedication to excellence....

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Do kids eat free?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'The sty is falling!!'

Cockerel sings the blues...

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Money Tree

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

BOO MOO!

Ham-Dram

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

Domestic Animals.

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Some genetically engineered pig

Your life is in great danger...