Flower Destroyer T-Shirts

Gardener

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Frog flirting.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Mad about Roses!

"Get out of my face!"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Raining

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"You must have a green thumb."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

Daffodil bulbs

The garden lady.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"Keeping busy?"

Valentines Day truck

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Industrial Beautification van

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

Street-seller selling flowers outside Flower Show.

Camomiletherapy

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Car with flowers inside

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"