Flower Destroyer T-Shirts

Orchid show. Do you have experience with many species. Do I ever! I've killed on of those, and some of those, and

Gardener

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

"Get out of my face!"

Mad about Roses!

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Raining

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

"You must have a green thumb."

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

Daffodil bulbs

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

The garden lady.

Valentines Day truck

"Keeping busy?"

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Industrial Beautification van

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Street-seller selling flowers outside Flower Show.

Camomiletherapy

Car with flowers inside

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'