Flower Dreamer T-Shirts

Say it with flowers.

Shepherd and eurydice

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Gardener

Concert Pianist.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Little Princess.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'In Love'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Lounging by the pool

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Sun Flower.

Sleeping Beauty

"Define fair."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

Building a gingerbread house

fairy tales

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Fairytale prince and princess