Flower Bed Defender T-Shirts

"Don't even think about it!"

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Scarecrows guarding a field

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Keen gardener.

"I will avenge you, Father."

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

Deforestation

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Protecting the green

The Confused Gardener

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

Robinia Floribunda

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.