Flower Bed Defender Mugs

"Don't even think about it!"

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Scarecrows guarding a field

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"I will avenge you, Father."

Keen gardener.

Frost advisory tonight.

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

Deforestation

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

Robinia Floribunda

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Protecting the green

The Confused Gardener

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

Orchid show. Do you have experience with many species. Do I ever! I've killed on of those, and some of those, and