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June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

The New Normal

Climate Change

Scarecrows guarding a field

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'Who is to blame?'

The Rain Forest: Big City for Animals

"I will avenge you, Father."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Urban Expansion

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

Fish with Shield

Deforestation

Adapting to global warming.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

GMOs

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'