Flower Avoider Pillows

Shop pillows that reflect the flower avoider’s quirky personality—stylish, humorous, and a perfect way to add a touch of personality to their home, free of floral fuss.

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Edith was always allergic to flowers. mockup

Edith was always allergic to flowers.

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'Make sure you pretend to water it.' mockup

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

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Doing the borders.

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Social distancing

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"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden." mockup

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

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Rose Garden

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We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING! mockup

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

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Dog in Daisys

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"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while." mockup

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

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Labor Day Flowers

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Botany Baby!

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"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?" mockup

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

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Please buzz off. That's my flower! mockup

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

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Gardening#2

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The wife whisperer.

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Valentine Day

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'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.' mockup

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

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'In Love'

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'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?' mockup

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

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Romance

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'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.' mockup

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

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"I've seen a tulip before."

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'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?' mockup

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

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Flowers wearing sunglasses.

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"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers." mockup

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

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California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border mockup

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

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i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery mockup

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

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Positively Petersham

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'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.' mockup

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

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Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool." mockup

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

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"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!" mockup

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

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...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.' mockup

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

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Why,yes -I like those long stems!' mockup

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'

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'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?' mockup

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

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"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?" mockup

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

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Flower Avoider Pillows Collection

Flower Avoider Mugs

Looking for more witty mugs for the flower avoider? Browse our collection of funny and clever designs perfect for brightening their day.

Flower Avoider Prints

Explore more art prints that capture the quirky spirit of the flower avoider—great for decorating their space with personality and wit.

Flower Avoider T-Shirts

Find more creative t-shirts that celebrate the flower avoider’s unique style—perfect for making a statement without floral fuss.