Weed Avoider Pillows

How to deal with weeds

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

"So I said 'Would it kill you to do a little yardwork?'"

Young Peel worries about visiting Scotland.

Flower shows and weed shows.

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

Too posh to wash...

Gardening section in shop: Grow stuff or kill stuff.

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

'Nature makes me nervous!'

Escaped Fish

'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'

'Homelessness does have its advantages - I haven't mowed a lawn for five years.'

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'

The only thing Fred hated more than weeds were weeds that made puns.

"I can't go on, old man - it's my damned hay fever again..."

'I put a dab of Pine-Sol behind each ear and my husband thinks I've been cleaning all day.'

Edith was always allergic to flowers.