Weed Embracer Pillows

'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'

'I blame global warming!'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"You've changed."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

Congratulations!

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

'He's doing it again.'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

You Know You're Old When...

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Janus 2021

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Guitarist

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

How to deal with weeds

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

New Year baby

'Reinventing myself.'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

At least you didn't marry him.

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .