Nature Embracer Pillows

"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

"Bedtime! It's nice to be getting dressed."

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"You had me at alternative milk."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Congratulations!

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

Life is more than I can bear phobia.

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

This Is Your Life

At least you didn't marry him.

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'

"We live here. We just dress this way to fit in."

'Oh s**t, I've been offered a job!'

'Peace'

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.

Woman throwing paints out of her house.

It gets easier.

"Ouch! I still can't get the hang of this new technology!"

"Oh, I stopped wearing one. At my age there's no point in trying to fool Mother Nature."

'I felt that!'

Bob's parents wanted him out of the house but couldn't stand the thought of him living on the street. So, they thought of him as living in the woods.

Many adults need to release the child within.