Real World Embracers Pillows

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Anxiety of Change

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'He's doing it again.'

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

New Normal

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"

"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

Salman Rushdie

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

'I'm putting you on a forced exercise program of walking. Hand over your driver's license!'

Organised Crime / Disorganised Crime

"Does my bump look big in this"

Turning my life around.