Tech-challenge Embracers Pillows

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Then one day I mistakenly hit "reply all."

Anxiety of Change

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'He's doing it again.'

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

New Normal

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

This Is Your Life

Salman Rushdie

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

'Oh s**t, I've been offered a job!'