Controversy Embracers Pillows

Salman Rushdie

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Businessman at the deep end.

Anxiety of Change

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'He's doing it again.'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Starting is the scariest part.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

Fear and Uncertainty

New Normal

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"

"That explains why Larry is the most confident employee in our company!"

"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme."

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

Organised Crime / Disorganised Crime

"Get a grip doctor, without death surgery would have no meaning."