Embracers Pillows

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"You've changed."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Anxiety of Change

'He's doing it again.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

The shape of things to come

Janus 2021

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'Reinventing myself.'

New Year baby

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

"Please, don't be scared, it's only an idea."

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Great --- Starting from scratch again.

"Are you tempting fate with poor diet and little exercise?" "Tempting it"? I'm surprised we haven't been charged with entrapment.

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

New Normal