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"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

"Bedtime! It's nice to be getting dressed."

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"You had me at alternative milk."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Congratulations!

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

Life is more than I can bear phobia.

At least you didn't marry him.

This Is Your Life

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'

"We live here. We just dress this way to fit in."

'Oh s**t, I've been offered a job!'

'Peace'

"That's Mr. Rogowski. He doesn't have kids to bring to work on bring-your-child-to-work day, so he brought his inner child."

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.

Woman throwing paints out of her house.

"Ouch! I still can't get the hang of this new technology!"

It gets easier.

"Oh, I stopped wearing one. At my age there's no point in trying to fool Mother Nature."

'I felt that!'

Bob's parents wanted him out of the house but couldn't stand the thought of him living on the street. So, they thought of him as living in the woods.