Identity Embracer Pillows

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

Congratulations!

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

You Know You're Old When...

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

The Last Dinosaur: States with Gay Marriage Bans.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

Life is more than I can bear phobia.

At least you didn't marry him.

This Is Your Life

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'

"We live here. We just dress this way to fit in."

'Oh s**t, I've been offered a job!'

Welsh Dragon

'Peace'

"You have my pet and I have my pet!"

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.

It gets easier.

"Ouch! I still can't get the hang of this new technology!"

'I felt that!'

"Bedtime! It's nice to be getting dressed."