Individuality Embracer Pillows

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Sheep In Curlers

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Congratulations!

You Know You're Old When...

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

'Oh leave him alone! If he wants to be a pacifist instead of an army ant, that's fine!'

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

The Last Dinosaur: States with Gay Marriage Bans.

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

Life is more than I can bear phobia.

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

At least you didn't marry him.

This Is Your Life

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

"We live here. We just dress this way to fit in."

Welsh Dragon

'Oh s**t, I've been offered a job!'

"You have my pet and I have my pet!"

"You're the only straight snail I've ever met."

'Peace'

Black Sheep

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.

"Ouch! I still can't get the hang of this new technology!"

'I felt that!'