Individuality Embracers Pillows

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"You have my pet and I have my pet!"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Sheep In Curlers

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Congratulations!

'He's doing it again.'

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

'Oh leave him alone! If he wants to be a pacifist instead of an army ant, that's fine!'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

The Last Dinosaur: States with Gay Marriage Bans.

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

Life is more than I can bear phobia.

'All of a sudden all they care about is boys...and make-up.'

This Is Your Life

At least you didn't marry him.

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

Welsh Dragon

'Oh s**t, I've been offered a job!'

'Peace'

"You're the only straight snail I've ever met."

Organised Crime / Disorganised Crime

Black Sheep

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.