Weed Control Pillows

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

Gardening section in shop: Grow stuff or kill stuff.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Giant slug attacks a city

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'First weeds of spring.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Rubbish Carousel

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'The highest court in the land.'