Lawn Avoidance Artist Mugs

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

The Busy Gardener

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Good News about winter

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Beware of the Lawn

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

The Scottish Lawn

Watering the garden gnome

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Zenboni

Industrial Beautification van

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

Leaf blowers at dawn.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

"These hostas are out of control!"

Mower Repair