Yardwork Avoider T-Shirts

"So I said 'Would it kill you to do a little yardwork?'"

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Good News about winter

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Conservation Area

Lawnmower

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mulch madness"

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Beginning Yarder.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'George! This way quick!'

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'