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Spring/Summer/Winter

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Conservation Area

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Lawnmower

Okay, dig that one up!

Beginning Yarder.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Mulch madness"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'George! This way quick!'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'