Yardwork Avoider Pillows

"So I said 'Would it kill you to do a little yardwork?'"

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Good News about winter

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Lawnmower

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Conservation Area

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'George! This way quick!'

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,