Yardwork Pillows

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"I had a great result with my garden this year. Not a thing survived."

"This is my favorite photo of our autumn leaves."

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

"Don't even think about going anywhere. It's your turn to mow the yard."

"The mower isn't smart, but I am. I disabled its self propel so that he would get a good workout."

The Rake's Progress

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"They're suffering from 'Nokayro Disease.' It's when a teenager is forced to do a job he doesn't want."

"I lost control of the mower and composted most of your garden."

"He's almost finished raking. Everyone jump in three... two... one..."

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Perhaps you'd be interested in our new hot mowing classes."

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

Good News about winter

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

A DIY disaster.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Lawnmower