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'I'm starting to burn. I think I'll sit on the other side, in the shade.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Sunbathers.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

"I love summer."

Dog House and Man Den.

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

Summer

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

Pinocchio on a date: "Before this goes any further, you should know that I've got fungal rot."

Egyptian umbrella

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'Shadow boxing.'

Tree's shadow attacks woodcutter who is hiding his axe.

What we talk about when we talk about the weather

"It says 'plant in a shady spot'." "With the weather this dull, that covers the whole garden."

Now there's something you don't see everyday...

Timmy John Lizard! For the last time: stay out of the shade!