Forest Conservationist T-Shirts

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

Scarcity

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Monkey-artist

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Conservation Area

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

The melting polar ice caps

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

The World Weeps