Tree Care T-Shirts

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Sawrd Fighting

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

"You were very brave."

'Isn't nature wonderful? All those sycamore seeds fluttering over our garden - and every last one of them fertile.'

'Give it to me straight, doctor - is it Dutch Elm Disease?

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"Now, nobody fall while I'm gone because I won't hear it."

"First time pruning?"

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

"It's okay, it only thinks it has Dutch Elm Disease!"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

Gardener attacked by plants.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

Allotment

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Plant Lady

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Tree house.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

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