Tree Farming T-Shirts

Tree growing

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

baby sweetcorn...

Apples for sale

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

Intelligent people laugh too!

Lactose Intolerant

'Steak Ted?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Pumpkin patch

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cow in love'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry