Tree Farming Mugs

Tree growing

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Apples for sale

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

baby sweetcorn...

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'The circle is complete!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

Intelligent people laugh too!

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Pumpkin patch

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cow in love'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Steak Ted?'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."