Yard Care T-Shirts

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Last Leaf

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Lawnmower

Conservation Area

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mulch madness"

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Beginning Yarder.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...