Yard Care Prints

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

The Last Leaf

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Conservation Area

Lawnmower

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Okay, dig that one up!

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...