Tree Expert Gifts

Tree Hair

"First time pruning?"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Pull the udder one

Stop and Birch

The Velvet Mesquite

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Tree Squirrel

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Tree collapse...

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"Let's hope it'll work!"

"You're late."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

The Joshua Tree

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

No tree hugging.

"It's called being preemptive."

"I will avenge you, Father."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Sawrd Fighting