Forestry T-Shirts

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

Rain, Sunshine and the Tree

Teaching Class What A Tree Looks Like.

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

"Dang. Just a thin ring of wood veneer over cheap particle board."

Sucking up Greenhouse gas.

'Tell Johnson that the safety officer would like to speak with him...the sooner the better.'

Natural History Museum: Tree

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Hey!! Where's your safety glasses?!'

Rain forest ends here.

Poplar trees and not very poplar trees.

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

A Formidable tree stands with chain saw and axe in hand.

'It says this one giant redwood would be able to produce enough lumber to build 25 single-family foreclosures...'

Deforestation.

"What you want is Woodland Avenue."

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Consider the trees. They have no legs to run with.

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'Since I got tagged I've been getting way more spam.'

Two trees being cut down, their roots hold each other for support.

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Scout Stuff.

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'Ahhh...It almost smells like our bathroom air freshener.'

'Hey, Pete - I found a set of tracks.'

Pull My Branch.

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."