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'True, there won't be any more hunters hiding in the trees, but I'm starting to think our plan was a little shortsighted!'

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

Poplar trees and not very poplar trees.

'Of course if we left the land to itself it would revert to woodland anyway. But where's the profit in that?'

A Formidable tree stands with chain saw and axe in hand.

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

'Cut down your own tree $40' or 'Blast out your own tree $50'

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

"I'm not the hugging sort, but pleased to meet you all the same."

'Don't worry - it's all bark and no bite!'

Tarzan's trees being chopped down.

Pull My Branch.

Tree Funeral

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

'Run, Forest, Run!'

'Well, to counteract human activities, we'd better start planting trees ourselves...'

Lumberjack - Yew Tube.

God's Subcontractors

Smokey gives up - 'If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.....look I'm tired OK?'

Repairing the Environment

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

At a pine beetle concert.

Petrified forest.

"We're trying to help you!"

'This is a managed forest. This is an unmanaged forest. Any Questions?'

Don had proved it - elephants can climb trees. Then he heard a strange sound...

Bear vs. Lumberjack

Weeping Over Deforestation.

Destroying Trees for Business

Bears Going to the Bathroom in the Forest.

"...Get it off me!"